Finally, a computer that's both hot enough to hump but cool enough to keep you from burning your privates.

Some guy in Texas is selling a customized PC for $1,500 that is plastered with photos of Belle Delphine on the inside and out and uses Gamer Girl Bathwater as a coolant.

OK, unfortunately, the liquid in the Gamer Girl Bathwater containers isn't actually Belle Delphine's bathwater. That stuff not only costs like $400 a jar, but would apparently make the computer blow up if it tried to use it as a coolant.

But the PC is basically as close as any fan is going to get to fiddling around with Belle's motherboard, so for some, this could be a lifesaver.

Just make sure to wear protection if you hump this thing. Don't want to catch a virus.